Harry Potter actress and now Brown University freshman Emma Watson was in Jamaica hitting the beach a few days ago. Nothing much, really, except that SHE WAS SO DAMN HOT IN HER BLACK BIKINI. Oh well. No biggie, I just jerked off twice, because SHE WAS SO FUCKING HOT. Maybe even thrice if I’ll count that one where a neighbor barged in my room unexpectedly and suddenly cum was all over the place.
Isn’t it a great feeling to know that your feelings are purely legitimate now because she’s not a jailbait anymore? Yeah. Unlike how pervy you feel whenever you see Miley Cyrus in skimpy slutty clothes, shaking her ass like a stripper. In Emma Watson’s case, having a hard on and masturbating to her hot photos is purely legal. No criminal or moral offense taken.
So anyway, I hope Emma goes out more looking like this. Or maybe even topless next time. I wouldn’t also mind if she gets breast implants anytime soon. Not that I’m complaining about her ample juggs, it’s just that two cups bigger is always nicer.
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