Reality show stars usually have two ways to go with their newfound careers as media personalities. One is the downward-spiraling and fucked up path of public shame, vagina vending, and a whole lot of ugly public scandals. The other is the dignified climb to professionalism, a difficult and hard-to-find path to success. Which is thin. Like a needle.
One look at Tonya Cooley and you know she hopped the party wagon and pointed her stiff titties at a direct course towards dirty, pussy peddling fame. And who’s complaining? Us guys get to sit back and let Tonya Cooley’s titty pictures of The Real World: Chicago fame roll out like a fresh batch of titty-shaped cupcakes out of the oven. Mmmmm, titty-shaped cupcakes…
Most of the time, the reality TV sluts that land on our pants are just ugly bitches *cough Snooki* looking to cast the Hollywood glamour over their plain looking faces, but Tonya Cooley gives us hope that reality TV isn’t just home to Z-grade, worthless celebrities. It’s actually home to topless Z-grade, worthless celebrities! So fuck quality entertainment and get a load of Tonya Cooley’s awesome topless pictures!