Oh man, Heidi Montag is giving me a serious case of the stiffies right now, and it’s making me feel all scared. Any mention of this famewhoring Z-lister on my duty would’ve ruined my day, but seeing Heidi Montag wetting her plastic tits in the water is making me do a double take. All of a sudden, my cock is responding to her jugs like it does to my private fuck doll (possibly because they’re from the same factory in China), and I’m willing to bury her face in pillows while I fuck the living stuffing out of her vagina. Yeah, sure, these pictures of Heidi Montag in a bikini are nothing but a stupid publicity stunt, but she’s doing it properly alright. I mean, letting out your boobies and dipping it in seafoam? If it’s not giving you pictures of spraying your white, frothy cum all over her silicone melons, you’re either gay or lacking in creative imagination.
Not me though. For now, I’ll lay the hate on Heidi Montag to rest and pick up my cock at her hot topless bikini pictures.