Since we’re all here appreciating the perfection of super-hot MILFs everywhere, where, asks my nagging brain, is the mother of all MILFs for fuck’s sakes? You crowd around and ask me who the hell. And that’s when I sigh at how forgetful you’ve all been and flash you some nice titty pictures of a naked Pamela Anderson. Yeah, that MILF, bitches.
Before she was reduced to appearing in nightclubs and events no one gives a sneeze about, Pamela Anderson was seen more naked than she was clothed. Other than making breast implants a common Hollywood thing (which we should all be thankful for), Pamela Anderson also broke new grounds (also her pussy) for having the most well-known sex video in celebritydom. Sure the video quality was shit, but we would all be jacking off to badly acted porn if it weren’t for Ms. Anderson’s love for cocksucking on camera.
And that body, goodness gracious. I wouldn’t be exclaiming like my grandma here if Pamela Anderson didn’t have a perfectly curved body and a pair of tits that are still holding up well even at the ripe age of 43. Then again, she wouldn’t be called a MILF if not for the age. Still, she would still be fucking hot either way.