You really have to thank the bitches responsible for Miley Cyrus’ wardrobe for she apparently has learned a thing or two from wearing all that skimpy scanty outfits: it doesn’t matter. And yes, it doesn’t matter to the public whether her boobs are almost showing or her ass is already so up in everyone’s faces. Everyone loves to juice out all the nakedness they can in a teen pop superstar. Luckily for us, Miley is one very willing slut. Even as she was just taking out her dog for some pet bonding-slash-shopping, Miley looked every bit as sexy with her mini skirt, white bra and see through shirt. Now I don’t know what it is with fashion these days that they make shirts that look like somebody’s shred the back side of it, but hey, I’m not one to protest. As long as I get to glimpse more of Miley Cyrus’ smooth silky skin, I’m up for whatever she wants to wear. She’s already old enough to decide for herself. So what about it, birthday girl, eh? We’ll be waiting for your not so non nude scandals soon, right?