This million dollar record selling R&B artist has broken a lot of hearts when she became Mrs. Nick Cannon. But when Mariah Carey certified the news that she was indeed pregnant, the whole world just simply smashed. How can we now get off with her nipslips and pokies and cameltoes when she’s got that huge belly protruding right in the middle of the picture?
Well, don’t fret, you guys. We’ve dug up some busty old pictures of Mariah Carey frolicking on the beach in her really skimpy green bikini. And my, just seeing these raunchy almost naked pictures of her makes my penis so hard it’s ready to fuck the brains out of this luscious pop singer song-writer. Just look at those big awesome tits dying to come out and play. Who wouldn’t want to hold on to those hefty pair of chesticles while fucking her dogstyle? And I know that bikini already shrieks too much clothing, we can undeniably make do with stripping those off with our eyes while thinking about fucking that hot chick. But so much for being a chick since once those twins are out, Mariah’s headed on to being another one of those moms I’d love to fuck.