In a shameless ploy for media attention (which worked- it’s all over the internet), desperate housewifey Eva Longoria lived up to the booble by a nip slip on the Late Show with David Letterman the other night. Three minutes and twenty seconds into the interview, she exclaimed “My button!” and grabbed at her cleavage as if her breasts fell out of her tailored jacket. But it was a scam. Yes, a fake.
Mr. Skin’s nip slip experts has inspected the footage and declared definitively that Ms. Longoria’s tit did not, in fact, fall out of her shirt. Great try, Eva, but if there’s one detailed team of nipple experts you can’t fool with a desperate fumble, it’s Mr. Skin’s.