Through a top-secret rule devised by Merkin, the great and mighty Wizard of Boobs, and emphatically not because of her persona in a very pricy, very highly promulgated movie, Maxim mag has handed Rosie Huntington-Whitely the #1 spot on its annual list of Hot 100 hotties. But however convenient the timing, there’s no traversing the hotness of this Victoria’s Secret Angel turned action persona, who, along with her impossibly pouty lips, will make her feature film debut in Transformers 3 this July.
Rosie unseats Katy Perry, last year’s #1 hottest hottie, who will for certain spend the day at home, crying, her bitter tears forming a thin stream that will soon grow into a rushing river of sadness flowing over her massive 32DD twin peaks.
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