Jennifer Love “vajazzles” Hewitt is on the market once again. Jennifer’s spokesperson confirmed today that she and man Alex Beh (who, is not, despite the name, descended from goats) have been broken up for ”a little while.” Her rep also says Jennifer is taking the termination well, presumably by pre-emptively stocking up on wedding party centerpieces. (She splendidly told Ellen DeGeneres that she had three engagement rings already picked out for her supposed future husband-to-be, which she calls ”doing the guy a favor.”) She’s got enormous boobs, a sexy face, a showbiz career- oh, and deucedly high prospects that no man could ever live up to. Any takers?
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