What’s more painful than dancing on pointe and less titillating than a fully clothed lesbian dream sequence? That’s correct, Natalie Portman giving birth. After a highly heralded pregnancy that seemed to go on forever, the Black Swan actress has given birth to the love child fathered by her French choreographer-turned-fiancee, Benjamin Millepied. The couple welcomed a baby boy on Tuesday- no other details, including the young Portman-Millepied’s name, have been released. Congratulations, you crazy kids!
To find pre-pregnancy Natalie uncovering her porthole in Hotel Chevalier (2007) and more, check her out on MrSkin.com!