Linda Evangelista sues Salma Hayek’s spouse for $46,000 a Month

Model Linda Evangelista made major waves in a Manhattan courtroom today by asking her supposed baby daddy, French businessman Francois-Henri Pinault, for $46,000 a month in child support. Linda explained that she needed the seemingly extortionate sum to pay for her 4-year-old son Augustin’s nannies and armed drivers while she hops the globe for photo shoots. Support Magistrate Matthew Troy told the model that her request “would probably be the largest support order in the history of the Family Court,” but didn’t reject it straight-out.

Of course, Pinault is just about the only man alive who can afford it- he’s the CEO of PPR Pinault, the $28 billion corp which owns Gucci and Yves St. Laurent, among other high-fashion brands. No word on how Mrs. Pinault, aka Salma Hayek, took the news- though it’s safe to say, if she sees Linda on the street, somebody’s getting knocked out with a Gucci bag.

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