Appologies, it’s not a sex swing. Unless, of course, she simply failed to boost that particular piece of furnishing to Elle Decor magazine…The glossy purveyor of furniture and home decor nobody but obscenely wealthy celebrities can afford tapped the lewdly wealthy celebrity for their fall issue. Gwyneth was asked what home items she simply can’t live without, and her answers included hand-painted wallpaper, the sacred books of assorted world faiths (all placed at the same level for maximum metaphorical punch, natch), and a bathtub in the bedroom. You heard us. A bathtub in the bedroom. Sounds overweening (thinking about the plumber’s bill alone makes us nauseous), but Gwinnie insists it’s perfect for bathing the kids. Funny- we can think of a few uses for a bathtub in the bedroom, but NONE of them involved kids….
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First, a disclaimer: If any part of this book, including the dedication, was actually typed out by any one of the Kardashian sisters and not described to a ghost writer while getting a pedicure, then I am the Queen of England. Anyway, ghost written or not, the names Kourtney: Khloe: Kim- KARDASHIAN are splayed across the flashy leopard print cover of “Dollhouse,” the sisters’ literary unveiling. Naturally, the book is about the glamorous comings and goings of a “family in the spotlight.” Despite the parallels to their real life (whatever that means for the Kardashians), Kim says it is partly made-up and “you’ll have to decide for yourself which story lines are true to life, and which ones we dreamed up.” We suggest you pair it with Snooki’s novel, A Shore Thing, the combination of which will render you functionally uneducated. That’s ok- reading is for ugly people, anyway.
Ben Flajnik may have come in 2nd place on this season of The Bachelorette, but we bet he’s not too torn up about it. The reason? Jennifer Love Hewitt. JLH is a verified fan of the show, and the day after the finale she tweeted that Ben had accepted “my final rose.” A few short days later, the reality show rival and the busty Party of Five hollywood celeb were seen canoodling in a San Francisco pub. Who needs first place, anyway- those big, beautiful blossoms JLH has on her chest make for an excellent consolation prize.
Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have had an on-again, off-again state for years, and Timberlake recently hit the “off-again” switch when he declared himself “single” at a Friends with Benefits press event. But Jessica is not one to sit at home and cry into a pint of Ben & Jerry’s, no sir- she’s got a multimillion dollar sci-fi revive to shoot, one that also happens to star a Mr. Colin Farrell. Reports are coming from the set that while Ferrell and Biel haven’t hooked up (at least as far as the little birdies in the crew know), they do have “hot chemistry” and hang out off set, where they are often seen smiling like idiots in each other’s presence. Could Jessica be on her way to for good giving the former N*Sync-er his permanent N*walking papers so she can take a walk on the Irish side? Only time- and the little birdies in the crew- will tell.
Jane Fonda, the swinging ’60s sex symbol who has appeared unclothed in eight movies from 1964′s Joy House to 1989′s Old Gringo, opens up about her effort with body image in the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine. Fonda tells Harper’s that after a decades-long battle with bulimia (“I wasn’t very happy from, I would say, puberty to 50″, she says), she’s finally content with her body- specially the rear view: “I’m careful that what I wear will show off my best parts, which are my waist and my butt.” Fonda appears in the magazine in a skin-tight, sheer Stella McCartney gown, showing off the body she’s worked so hard to accept. Jane, if we look anything like you at age 73- hell, if we looked like you now- we’d be nothing but proud.
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Look, Ryan Reynolds. You did good when you put a wedding ring on Scarlett Johansson. The World knows that that lady is sex on two legs. But you messed up, buddy. You messed up when you left her, but we are here to help you. We think you don’t read the gossip blogs much, so we’ll fill you in: according to Us Weekly, the former Mrs. Reynolds is now thinking about getting back together with her ex-hubby. A informant told the gossip rag that Scarlett has been calling Reynolds incessantly, asking how he’s been, wanting to meet up: “She’s doing everything possible to get him to take her back. Even saying she?s ready to have a baby.” Seriously, do you have any idea how good looking your babies would be? Just pick up the telephone, Ryan. You know you want to.
Model Linda Evangelista made major waves in a Manhattan courtroom today by asking her supposed baby daddy, French businessman Francois-Henri Pinault, for $46,000 a month in child support. Linda explained that she needed the seemingly extortionate sum to pay for her 4-year-old son Augustin’s nannies and armed drivers while she hops the globe for photo shoots. Support Magistrate Matthew Troy told the model that her request “would probably be the largest support order in the history of the Family Court,” but didn’t reject it straight-out.
Of course, Pinault is just about the only man alive who can afford it- he’s the CEO of PPR Pinault, the $28 billion corp which owns Gucci and Yves St. Laurent, among other high-fashion brands. No word on how Mrs. Pinault, aka Salma Hayek, took the news- though it’s safe to say, if she sees Linda on the street, somebody’s getting knocked out with a Gucci bag.
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