Kelly Osbourne is the kid of one of the most feared lady in rock, Ozzy Osbourne’s wifey and manager Sharon Osbourne, and it looks like she inherited her mother’s sharp tongue. Kelly blundered out out what must have been years of unreleased hatred for Christina Aguilera this weekend at a taping of E’s Fashion Police- when host Joan Rivers remarked that Aguilera was “stuffed into” a dress she wore on the red carpet, Kelly threw this profanity-filled communicatory firebomb:
“Maybe she is just becoming the fat b–h she was born to be. I don’t know. She was a c–t to me. She called me fat for so many f–ing years, so you know what? F–k you, you’re fat too.”
Considering it’s been over a year since Kelly debuted her dramatically slimmed-down new body, she must have been keeping that in for a very long time. Moral of the story? Don’t f*ck with an Osbourne- like elephants, they never forget. Not that we’re comparing you to an elephant, Kelly. Please don’t hurt us!
After years spent apart building (or undoing, as the case may be) their careers, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are BFFS 4 LIFE once more. Lindsay continuing her latest probation celebration tour by spending the weekend partying in Malibu at former frienemy Paris’ beach house. Though she was told by judge Stephanie Sautner to “get your life in order” a mere 10 days ago, Lindsay had fun at Paris’ pad until 4am, when she was seen leaving the beach house with her hoodie pulled over her face. Lindsay then got into a chauffeured car and was driven away. See Lindsay’s matured- she has a driver now!
Paz de la Huerta is renowned for being on Boardwalk Empire, but she’s arguably even more known for being a sizzling mess. Clothes just can’t stay on the girl, and booze just can’t stay out of her. Paz appeared in court this week to face the fruits of her booze-soaked fury- assault charges stemming from a recent incident where she threw a glass at reality show “star” Samantha Swerta. While the court attendance did require her to wear clothes, Paz decided to bring her trademark au naturel panache to the proceedings by stopping in the middle of her security screening to slather her legs with lotion. Alllllllll the way up her legs. Qouth a stunned onlooker: “She did both legs all the way up to the thighs. It was lovely. Very nice lotioning!”
She’s so raring, in fact, that she got engaged to her dude Marcus Mumford after dating for only five months. Carey, who was appointed for an Oscar in 2010 for her role in An Education, appeared at the San-Deigo Comic-Con last week in California, then ran at once back to jolly olde England for an intimate getaway weekend with Mumford, singer for the British folk-rock group Mumford and Sons. The two haven’t formally announced their engagement, but British tabloid The Sun quoted an onlooker who said “Carey looked like the cat who got the cream. She was wearing a beautiful ring and didn’t seem to care who saw it.” Of course, this is the same paper whose name is currently being dragged through the mud for tapping celebrities’ phones, but hey- they seem like nice kids, so we hope this happy news is true.
Luckily for Anne Hathaway, the world has largely disregarded that her ex, Raffaello Follieri, was sent to correctional institution for fraud in 2008. Hathaway and Follieri dated for 4 years, and the relationship ended when Hathaway dumped the Italian con artist bare days before his arrest. Follieri is currently serving a four year prison sentence for conning wealthy investors out of millions of dollars, and according to the Enquirer, he and the Oscar hostess are still in touch. Hathaway has a new dude, 30-year-old Adam Shulman, but according to the Enquirer, she exchanges letters with Follieri and he has even been giving her career and business advice from jail. Friends are warning Hathaway to stay away from Follieri when he is released from prison in 2012- could it be because she is still sweet on him? A Vanity Fair piece about Follieri represented their affair as “passionate” and even alleged that Hathaway told him he was “the love of [her] life” when they broke up. Could she be taking on a new role as a big house broad?
Scarlett Johannson must have spent the last month hitting the bottle, because now she’s got one hell of a “Hangover”…actor, that is. Scarlett, who broke up with her last man Sean Penn just over a month ago, supposedly got very close to Hangover co-star Justin Bartha at a dinner party in Manhattan this weekend. Fellow partygoers were eager to spill the beans on the friendly new couple, saying the pair was “completely engrossed in each other” and barely spoke to anyone else at the party. No word on whether they left the party together for a night cap.
First things first, you guys. Kim Kardashian wouldn’t be seen dead in an Old Navy store. That place is the tantamount of rooting through dumpsters looking for soiled rags as far as she is concerned. Kim Kardashian so so far above Old Navy, in fact, that she is suing the company for using a model in their ads who kinda looks like her. Kim has filed a lawsuit to the tune of $15 million, charging that the clothing chain deliberately used a model who looked like her in order to dupe the public into associating her face with the brand. The model, Melissa Molinaro, is, in fact short and curvy with long black hair, brown eyes, and a medium complexion…but, uh, so is a sizeable chunk of the world’s population. Try leaving your resort the next time you go to Mexico, Kim- you might be stupefied how many “lookalikes” there are out there.
