Now that everyone’s favorite little cokeslut is going to jail for 90 days, that also means that Lindsay Lohan’s sideboobs right here is going too. So as much as we are rejoicing for Lindsay Lohan’s ass to be locked up for a while, I have to admit I will miss seeing her endless tirade of panty upskirts and nipple slips.
Because let’s face it, even if she’s a trainwreck, Lindsay Lohan’s juicy tits gives me an instant boner. I wonder how she’ll spend those 90 days in the chokey. Given this freckled slut’s reputation as a lesbian, let’s not be too quick to conclude she’s going to have a hell of a hard time. For all we know, it’s a lesbian fuck party in the making. Think about all those chicks there who haven’t gotten a cock in their hungry pussies for a long time now. Lindsay Lohan’s pussy is what those horny jailbirds need at the moment and vice-versa.
