Known for her quirky wardrobe, Lady Gaga never misses a night out without her clothes catching the eye of the media. Luckily, her clothes hug her body so tight you get to see more of her buttcurves and huge perky tits.
What I wouldn’t give to be one of those big men who directs her all around town and luckily gets to hold that tiny waist and those flat sexy abs. They also get VIP passes to all her wardrobe malfunctions, and even getting to steal a few looks on her exposed perky tits or untimely upskirts. Let me give you a hand with that, my Lady, as I’m pretty sure I can do a better job at protecting you from the paps and I can even double as a masseuse for if those long hot legs and tight ass gets weary from all your singing and dancing. And I won’t even demand a fat paycheck, no. I just need front seat access for when she peels off those complicated costumes. And you know she wouldn’t mind me taking pictures of her sideboobs and butt cleavage while I’m at it. She’s already used to it anyway.