Appologies, it’s not a sex swing. Unless, of course, she simply failed to boost that particular piece of furnishing to Elle Decor magazine…The glossy purveyor of furniture and home decor nobody but obscenely wealthy celebrities can afford…

First, a disclaimer: If any part of this book, including the dedication, was actually typed out by any one of the Kardashian sisters and not described to a ghost writer while getting a pedicure, then I am the Queen of England. Anyway, ghost written or…