Boy, this Michael Bay/Shia Le Bouef/Megan Fox struggle just keeps on Transform-ing (heh). First Megan Fox was unsound for Michael Bay’s sight because of her uppity feminist comments, then she was unsound for Steven Spielberg’s sight becau…
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Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig: Covert Honeymooners
I guess this is what happens when you marry James Bond: Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig, who met while Rachel was still wedded to film director Darren Aronofsky, were married last week in a covert surprise ceremony. Craig and Weisz have been romantical…
Read moreCameron Diaz Dry-Humps her Ex-Lover
…in a movie, no less! Talk about awkward- you can see Cameron Diaz and her ex-lover Justin Timberlake make love with their clothes on in a humourous scene in the new movie Bad Teacher. Diaz and Timberlake were together from 2003 to 2007, and th…
Read more”Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane” Off the Set, Too
Emma Stone was already an official Fanboy Lust Object, thanks to her starring role in Zombieland and her many on-the-record jokes on the subject of the undead. And now that she’s the new Mary Jane Watson, and is rumored to be attached to the up…
Read moreIs Christina Hendricks the Succeeding Wonder Woman?
The ashes of Adrienne Palicki’s failed Wonder Woman pilot have barely cooled, but since fiction casting is the internet’s second favorite sport (after captioning pictures of cats), gossip is already flying that Mad Men Star Christina Hend…
Read moreJessica Biel: 2 Tickets to the Gun Show, Please
The last time we seen Jessica Biel on screen, the titillating hollywood star was hangin’ tough with the testosterone-fueled dudes of The A-Team (2010). Now Jessica is shooting the remake of Total Recall in Canada, and pictures from the set show…
Read moreIs Nicki Minaj’s Full Behind a Counterfeit?
People have been speaking about “Harajuku barbie” Nicki Minaj’s big Behind for years now, and most of the time all they have to say is “wow!” But Coco, wife of actor and former rapper Ice-T, and owner of an mind-boggling…
Read moreMegan Fox Ne’er Shuts Her Foxhole
…by which we mean mouth off. Sorry, men. Apparently Megan Fox’s departure from the Transformers franchise had less to do with her acting talent (debatable as they may be) and more with her inclination for shooting her mouth off, on and of…
Read moreKatie Holmes and Megan Fox are Honoured for…Being Themselves, Pretty Much
Ok, ok, so they’re better known for taking all the air out of scenes than thieving them. That hasn’t stopped Megan Fox and Katie Holmes, who both picked up so-called awards for their questionable oeuvres this week. Megan was honoured by …
Read moreJennifer Lopez: She May Perform Santeria
The long, untidy case of Jennifer Lopez vs. Her Ex-Husband’s Girlfriend to whom He Sold a Sex Tape for $1 has just taken an riveting turn: as part of his campaign to ruin the star’s repute that’s decidedly not fueled by enmity, he&#…
Read moreJennifer Aniston: From ‘The Good Girl’ to the Other Girl
Oh, how the tables have turned for Jennifer Aniston. Once the most known detested woman in the world when then-husband Brad Pitt left her for the scary-sexy appeal of Angelina Jolie, Jennifer’s resume now reads “actress/spokesmodel/homewr…
Read moreNatalie Portman Squeezes a Baby Out of Her Porthole
What’s more painful than dancing on pointe and less titillating than a fully clothed lesbian dream sequence? That’s correct, Natalie Portman giving birth. After a highly heralded pregnancy that seemed to go on forever, the Black Swan actr…
Read moreGene Simmons Can KISS Shannon Tweed So Long
She may be a former Playboy centerfold whose partner is one of the most famous womaniser in rock, but evidently Shannon Tweed does have a breaking point, and Gene Simmons has crossed it. The couple went on the Today show this morning to promote their…
Read moreJennifer Love Hewitt: Inferior Hollywood Actress Since 1985?
Reported to a new round of number-crunching from rottentomatoes.com, the inferior hollywood star since 1985 is…drumroll please….Jennfier Love Hewitt. Jennifer got this, er, honor for never having starred in a film that was certified ̶…
Read moreJennifer Connelly is Currently Somebody’s Mom-elly
Proof that hollywood actress is not in and of itself a weakening brain disease, tabloid-shunning hollywood star Jennifer Connelly, who rarely turns up on hollywood celeb news sites (unless she’s out dispersive the good word for Amnesty Internat…
Read moreJ-Lo Sex Tape to continue Hidden…for The Time Being
Score one for J-Lo: Jennifer Lopez has successfully sued for a restraining order against her ex Ojani Noa and his current lover Claudia Vasquez. The restraining order is meant to sustain the release of a steaming sex tape made by Noa and Lopez in 1…
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