In other news: the sky is blue, flame is scorching, and so is Kate Upton. In an consultation with Piers Morgan last night, E! talk show host and comedian Chelsea Handler finally admitted that she and rapper 50 Cent had a kinship, which Chelesa took pa…
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Screenland noisy for Django Unchained
Since the playscript was disclosed earlier this week, Screenland has been all droning over Quentin Tarantino’s new project, Django Unchained. Tarantino is going back into the nonwoody historic dominion of his 2009 film Inglorious Basterds for Dj…
Read morePenelope Cruz Is a Immense Turd
…or at least she was for a few moments on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean 4. In an interview with the Daily Mirror, Penelope said she and Johnny Depp are big fans of the lively show South Park- and, more specifically, the theatrical role of …
Read moreTara Reid pops a cap into her own mouth
She may have lost a toe in The Big Lebowski, but in real life Tara Reid’s got a tooth loose. Witnesses told InTouch magazine that Tara was celebrating hard at the Oasis Beach Club in India, Alkif (wherever that is) back on April 14 when one of h…
Read moreCameron Diaz, fearless dry bonking advocate
Pretty much everything has a renown spokesperson there days, with Kris Jenner and Whoopi Goldberg hawking Poise incontinence aids and Kiss coffins for the quality expression of brand love, but dry effin- the favourite pastime of small dogs and flirtat…
Read moreAngelina Jolie: Once a gay woman, always a gay woman
It’s no secret that Angelina Jolie is a lady lover. Before she situated down with Brad Pitt, being openly sensualist was one of the less kinky features of Angelina’s sex life, and former Calvin Klein model Jenny Shimizu has always been eag…
Read moreJennifer Love Hewitt: Single Once More
Jennifer Love “vajazzles” Hewitt is on the market once again. Jennifer’s spokesperson confirmed today that she and man Alex Beh (who, is not, despite the name, descended from goats) have been broken up for ”a little while.R…
Read moreCheck out Maxim Hot 100′s Top 5 Titillating Women
Through a top-secret rule devised by Merkin, the great and mighty Wizard of Boobs, and emphatically not because of her persona in a very pricy, very highly promulgated movie, Maxim mag has handed Rosie Huntington-Whitely the #1 spot on its annual list…
Read moreMariah Carey spit out Twins from Her womb
After a long and much-publicized physiological state, including more unclothed photo shoots than in her entire music video career rolled into one, pop singer Mariah Carey bared twins this dawning at a Los Angeles medical building. The babies’ …
Read moreJanuary Jones, Single Mom
Baby will make two when Mad Men star January Jones brings forth her only child later this year. She’s keeping hush on the info, but the star, who also shows in the upcoming movie X-Men: First Class, silently told people this week that she is pr…
Read moreKate Hudson – Goldie’s Girl’s Engaged Again
This morning on the Today show, a very pregnant Kate Hudson told the news that she and her beau, Muse frontman Matthew Bellamy, are getting hitched. The 32-year-old star, who has been hitched once before to Black Crowes faceman Chris Robinson, has ke…
Read moreLindsay Lohan Takes Court-Mandated New Role: Janitor
Looks like Lindsay Lohan, whose real-life prison drama has been controlling the tabloid scene previously, will be co-starring with a mop and a bucket in her next role: janitor in a morgue. After being bailed out of Lynwood Correctional Facility in Lo…
Read moreLindsay Lohan’s a Jailbird Once Again
Lindsay “stickyfingers” Lohan didn’t get off too easy in her theft trial after all – because directly after lessening Lindsay’s felony theft charge to a misdemeanor, Judge Stephanie Sautner threw the book at the embattle…
Read moreLindsay “Misdemeanor” Lohan topless on the stage
It’s certainly been a gigantic week for the Hollywood’s most famous redheaded thief, Lindsay Lohan- we’re exhausted just from talking about it! Today the eyes of the celebrity bruit world turned once again on LiLo as she showed up fo…
Read moreLindsay Lohan’s Back in the (Gotti) Family
In a crazy twist capable of the silver screen, tabloid regular Lindsay Lohan is back on the team of the upcoming mafia drama Gotti: Three Generations, barely a day after executive producer Marc Fiore said that discussions were “done.” Lin…
Read morePaz De la Huerta went before a judge for 3rd degree assault
Well known nude thespian and public drunkenness hobbyist Paz De la Huerta appeared before a judge in a New York City courtroom today, where the D.A. charged her with two counts of 3rd degree assault, 4th degree criminal possession of a weapon, attemp…
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